What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:00
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”